Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Or do as the great Jack Handy of 'Deep Thoughts' suggests andtell the kids that you're taking them to Disneyland. Then drive to a burnt-out warehouse on the edge of town and say 'Oh no! Disneyland has burned down.' Guaranteed tears/trauma/lifetime fear of funfairs.
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42,
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