Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I don't really see my nephews and neices so much as unique individuals, exploring the world in their own way; little humans to whom I owe it to guide and teach as best I can, so much asweapons with which to annoy their parents.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:55,
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Tell them their parents put up "wipe clean wallpaper" everywhere, just in case."Industrial strength wipe clean wallpaper" - you can even wipe of permanent marker...
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My best mate's missus is about to popI can see myself in 4 years' time, browsing through Hamleys, saying: "Yes, I need your loudest, most destructive and annoying toy, please."
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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^This^My best mate's daughter is now six months old. I intend to, at every stage, try and undo all his and his wife's careful upbringing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:41,
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Pedantic spelling suggestionI before E except after C, niece
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Shouldn't that have a colon after "suggestion"?Dick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:43,
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