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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Please don't breed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:38, 14 replies)
Most of b3ta hasn't got a chance in hell of that anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:40, closed)
^This^
Judging by the amount of (incredibly boring by nature) stories people tell about their kids, I can understand why people tend to conclude that QOTW is full of liars.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:56, closed)
QOTW is full of liars & virgins.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:59, closed)
and /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:10, closed)
...is full of the ones who are angry about it to boot.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:14, closed)
/talk is just catastrophically grumpy
The only people I've recently seen become full-bore off-line "imma come round ur house with my big gun" red-mist furious have been qotwers.

I think the last genuine angry psycho /talk produced was Bou ... and that must be at least three years ago. We're really letting the side down. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, closed)
Don't count on it.
Furry suits aren't 100% spunk proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:26, closed)
Mine is, cause it's basically a wetsuit.
I'm a seal.

Badum-tish
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:27, closed)
Pics or GTFO*
* get those flippers out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:30, closed)
If you look carefully, you can see the zipper on the back of my head. Actually, the seams are quite obvious.*


*Badum-tish^2
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:42, closed)
FP THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:16, closed)
I DON'T KNOW HOW
WILL YOUR DREEDED FORUMLAR HELP
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:24, closed)
way ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:25, closed)
Made that decision decades ago. The thought of mini versions of me running around is scarier than any movie.
I eventually went to the crotch doctor and got myself neutered. Kind of a put my money where her mouth is deal.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:11, closed)

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