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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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So your story is "I'm so shit that I'm unbearable even to somebody who was retarded enough to marry me in the first place"?
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:31, 1 reply)
So your reply is "I understood your story"
Well done you.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, closed)
So your angle is "Can I borrow some attention from the bigger boys?"
Champion internetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:22, closed)
A reply! A REPLY!
Now I can sleep happy at my desk.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32, closed)
I'm knuckling you affectionately on the head.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:37, closed)
I'm kicking you in the shins and telling mum.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, closed)
I'm holding you at arm's length while you flail your furious little pudgy fists.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, closed)
This is the best sex chat I've had in ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:15, closed)
Me too
Sad, isn't it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:26, closed)
Just don't get any sex wee on me this time, please

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:44, closed)
Of course.
That's all going on your favourite dolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, closed)
Careful now,
I haven't worked out how to clean her properly. You may find a few sticky flakes.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, closed)
I'm spitting in your face and kicking you in the nuggets

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:25, closed)
I'm running upstairs and threatening to throw your favourite dolly in the toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, closed)
I'm quietly unscrewing the toilet door knob and taking out the bar so you can't get out.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, closed)

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