Or phone 999 and ask for paramedics and a crane.
lolfatjokes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, 1 reply)

Hahaha
though I suspect that if there's a fatty in this relationship, it's Mellicious
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:11, closed)

Mellicious is absolutely gorgeous
and her BF loves her so much, he'll put up with that kind of shit.
( thealternativefact, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:24, closed)

Then he's a bollockless fucking idiot.
We get a few precious decades of existence and he's wasting it goggling plebvision in a misdirected attempt to get affection from a passive-aggressive slapper who posts duckface pictures in her profile?

That's not love. That's massive fail.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:30, closed)

This is probably why he gets to play with Mellicious's jubblies and you don't.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:49, closed)

You're really quite creepy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, closed)

Charming.
I was just commenting on your idea of a relationship being all "your way or the highway". Fraid I'm of the old school that thinks being nice gets you a nice girl, and being a control freak gets you... well, hopefully no jubblies to play with...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:07, closed)

I suggested her boyfriend was a dick for wasting his life watching shit telly.
You're talking about groping her tits.

Either I'm missing something or that's a creepy non sequitur.

edit: wait ... are you suggesting that the only way to maintain a relationship is to watch shit telly? Could I direct you to my previous post: www.b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1245586
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:10, closed)

lol
No, I'm suggesting there's some middle ground that needs exploring between sitting night after night watching shite telly and having a hissy fit and stomping off whenever something comes on you don't like that perhaps should be explored, Gra''opper. Tits were brought in to it to get your attention.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, closed)

there's some real white-knightery going on in this thread
it's amazing how people jump to the defence of a fat girl on the internet
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, closed)

Whitenighting Mel?
Seriously? I'm just having some fun with the good Dr... it's been an educational afternoon...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, closed)

Poor MrOli
I'm sorry you got caught up in an argument with retards.
Don't worry about them though, they're just tense because they've never had sex.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:37, closed)

Thick in mind as well as body, eh?
No wonder these cunts pander at you. If you dress up as an orc you'll tick all their boxes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:02, closed)

I want to see you dressed up as Princess Fiona (the Shrekky ver.)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:49, closed)

Kinky.
But I'll give it a go.

Fetch me some green paint, a couple of duvets and your mum's face.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, closed)

Nobody mentioned a hissy fit.
I called her boyfriend a pussy.
You turned creepy web knight.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:03, closed)