Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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my dadwe were little cunts as kids, always fighting, usually me and my brother. as a result, dad would often have to come upstairs to break up a fight and give us a bollocking.
we didn't like this.
we decided that, as he always slammed the door open, we'd balance stuff on top of the door and pretend to fight, causing him to race upstairs, swiftly open the door and dislodge whatever was on top of it and thus being hit on the head by it. shoes, pencil cases, books, we hit him with the lot.
we realised we'd gone too far after almost killing him with the iron.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32,
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Change the line breaks on this, and you'd have a passable 1970s style poem(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, closed)
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