Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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My best friend was late to her burialHe was supposed to be a pall-bearer & I ended up using his dad.
At the point when I sussed he wasn't going to be on time I told the bunch of mostly serious academic types that -
"Mum would've hated to have been late for her own funeral"
Lead Balloon that 1.
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