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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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I wanked in her tea.
She loved it.

Then she left your dad for me.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, 6 replies)
you too?
there must have been more jizz in that mug than tea
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:25, closed)
Almost entirely
I got the idea from a documentary I, erm, found on the Interwebs...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)
Was that
"Tea with Men-Mess-ollini" or "Tea for Goo"?

those are the best tea themed film puns I have
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:43, closed)
There's a song in there somewhere
"Tea for goo, and goo for tea..."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:44, closed)
I'm sure there's a whole album worth
"I jizzed in tea and I liked it
The taste of man-goo on a bourbon biscuit"
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:49, closed)
"Don't let the tea jizz down on me"
Feeling uninspired this afternoon :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:10, closed)

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