Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I've been wanking into the milkJust so I can use the pun 'full man-fat milk'
Then tipped it on your mum's tits, and rubbed it in and that.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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I'd like to see if we could get the whole final page to just feeble tea wanking jokes.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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It can be doneCheck out the last page or two of the Broken Promises QOTW, it's full of "I promise not to spaff in your mouth" posts, which got steadily more abstract.
Edit: Just checked and it was more than I thought. Probably about 35% of the posts in the final 4 hours.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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Ah, happy days...Upset a couple of characters, but they were the sort of characters who enjoy getting upset, so it's all good.
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It would be rude not to.Just been reading them, my favourite has to be StapMyVitals with
"I'm not saying you have to; I'm just saying that the sight of my own semen makes me beat women."
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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