CSI: Student House
Many years back one of my housemates was so drunk at a house-party the other side of town, that he had to be put to bed in someone's room and left for the night to sober up.

When he turned up the next day, he was highly embarrassed. It turned out that his hosts had suffered for their hospitality. He'd had to piece things together, Forensics style, from the carnage in the room the next day, but it seems that what happened was roughly as follows:

- He woke up in the night needing the toilet
- He had no idea where he was or where the toilet was
- Still horrifically drunk, he looked for any container to relieve himself into
- Only mid-wee did he realise that an ashtray he'd placed on the bed and began to pee into wasn't going to hold it all
- Making a swift Plan B, he wiggled towards the window (presumably hoping to at least direct the stream outside) managing to keep weeing all across the room leaving a zig zag across the carpet
- Having finally got to the window just as his bladder finally emptied out onto the radiator, he headed back to the bed and went back to sleep in the urine and cigarette ash soaked bed
- ...then shat himself as a finale

He paid for a new mattress, duvet etc. I suppose you'd have to, really...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:03, 4 replies)

Well, you have to admire his still strong powers of logic in that state
And his total physical incapability to execute the plan

*clickity*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:11, closed)

Shat himself too!
Ain't no living that kind of debacle down.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:13, closed)

Hehehehe.
I hope there was a drum roll before the grand finale!
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:50, closed)

Have a click for
"...then shat himself as a finale."
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:12, closed)