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"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Au Pair-lease
A while back we arranged to have an au-pair (gosh how middle class): actually, a girl in my wife's home country wanted to come to the UK so we put her up in exchange for baby sitting duties.

Since we didn't really know her, I was thinking of putting a "nanny cam" - CCTV camera - in the kiddies room, to see what was going on. The problem was, this was also the room where she'd be sleeping, so they'd have to be carefully placed, to allow her some privacy.

So I'm chatting to a friend about this, and mention that I'd need to find the perfect position for the camera for the Au Pair.

"Just under the rim is the best place", he replied without thinking...

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(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, 10 replies)
So, what you're saying is, you like to spy on young girls?

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:51, closed)
Indeed
The sicko even wants to watch them 'doing things' with a baby.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:00, closed)
Lazy middle class cunt.
Too idle to even rape his own children.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:05, closed)
Actually
If you read it carefully, you'll see that I was only interested in videoing the kids -- it was my mate who inadvertently revealed an interest in voyeur porn...

In the end I didn't bother with the cameras.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:10, closed)
So hang on, you're videoing your children?
This DEFINITELY makes it less creepy.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:43, closed)
But why do you want to video the kids anyway?

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:06, closed)
Best response ever :-)

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:15, closed)
Nothing like getting a foreigner with low self-esteem to act as a surrogate parent 18 hours a day, 7 days a week for 50p an hour, eh?

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:23, closed)
AND he gets to film them!

(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:45, closed)
the

dirty fucker
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 2:19, closed)

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