Sinned Linens
A few years ago (more than I'd care to mention), I used to invite people back to my bedsit quite often.

I'll not beat about the bush, I would get rather lonely up there on my own with just my dog for company, so it seemed like a good idea to have people back at my place after last orders at which ever pub I found myself in, regardless of whether I knew the person in question that well or not.

I was taking chances I know, but I felt it was better than having to return home alone. Usually people would be pleasant enough sorts, and we'd get along quite well with them taking their leave of me the morning after, but some people I invited back just never seemed to want to leave. They'd still be there when I got back from work and to be honest they weren't the most sociable of people, it was like trying to talk to the wall most of the time. The situation wasn't particularly agreeable to me, especially as their personal hygiene was distinctly lacking, some of them stunk to high heaven I can tell you!

After a few days of this I'd be at my wits' end trying to get them to leave and whereas I'd sometimes get rid of them by showing them the flat's communal gardens and leaving them there (whilst I rushed back inside and locked them out), it wasn't the ideal solution. So I decided to think outside the box, and it may sound a little weird but I came up with the idea of flushing them down the toilet. It almost worked too, but unfortunately the drains would get blocked quite quickly. But still, I thought it was a bit much when the neighbours phoned the police!

Not to worry though, it all turned out okay in the end, I'm living in a much bigger house now and there's always somebody for me to talk to.
(Jimmy Savlon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:04, 4 replies)

People like you
are an affront to human decency. *clicks I Like This*
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:34, closed)

you are dennis nilsen AICMFP.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 6:32, closed)

This guy here, is the son of one of your victims
memoiresofaheroinhead.blogspot.com/

Really interesting stuff.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:49, closed)

This :


www.b3ta.com/questions/decisions/post879014
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:57, closed)