Chocolate Cake
Id just bought new sofas (cream coloured one of those fluffy ones) fucking expensive they were too.
Anyway back to the point, I had my brother and 5 year old niece staying. So early Sunday morning while everyone was dozing my niece and little daughter were playing. My niece says to her 'Shall I show you how my mummy makes cakes?' She then proceeds to get milk, eggs, bannanas, water and starts mixing and mashing the items on the sofa! Then she gets the flower pot and tips the soil in to get that special 'Chocolaty Flavor'
I wake up and come down to find my niece looking like she has been rolling with pigs. She sees me and with the sweetest, cutest litte voice says 'Uncle do you want a slice of my chocolate cake?' This just got to my heart and took all that anger away and I said 'Awwww of course give me that piece thanks' Like fuck I said that. I went through the fucking roof!
Years later she brought a beautiful chocolate cake that she had baked herself. She came in placed the cake on the sofa while she took her jacket off. I just looked at the cake then I looked at her and we both broke down laughing!
(The Hitman, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:04, 3 replies)

No-one in their right mind buys cream coloured sofas. It's just asking for trouble.
(Bitter and Twisted, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 20:53, closed)

Look nice!

(The Hitman, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:38, closed)

Hmm
Sofas aren't for looking at, they're for sitting on

Mind you, they aren't for mixing cakey mud on either, so fair play
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:39, closed)