House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Drunk friend, piss and poo.My old friend, let's call him Keith (for that may very well be his real name), had a habit of getting drunk and then sleep pissing. Taking note of this, i very rarely let him stay over my house, although the one time I did, i found him in my hallway with a very confused look on his face as he was pissing into my work boots.
This was excused for the fact that another friend of mine, once let Keith stay over his house, and awoke to strange noises and found Keith taking a poo in his hallway.
Incidentally, Keith has also pissed on his sisters television and on one occasion woke his mum and dad up by pissing on his mum when they were in bed.
(Oh and he once shagged a girl who looked like Mortis)
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:36, 1 reply)
He shagged a girl that looked like Mortis?
Whatever floats your boat...
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:41, closed)
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