House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Staying over at a partyMy friend unfortunately fell out with the hostess and I was drunk enough to go along with his cunning plan for revenge.
Finding her collection of cassettes (ask your granddad) we, er, licked the magnetic tape, as apparently this would render them unplayable. To this day, if I rub my tongue against my fillings, I can faintly hear "Kayleigh" by Marillion.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 5:24, 1 reply)
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