No bodily fluids involved
When I was about 8 I was invited round to a mates place for dinner. All was fine until pudding arrived.
In all her wisedom, the mate's mum had decided to serve some ice cream in very expensive crystal glass bowls.

Of course, within a minute of her warning us to be careful as they were crystal glass and expensive, I'd managed to knock mine off the table and on to the floor completely shattering it.

I was mates with the guy up until secondary school so any time I visited afterwards, I was given a special brightly coloured plastic bowl with a comment about the incident from his mum.
(lilben81, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:09, 2 replies)

I hate anything fragile.
Food and drink containers, consuer electronics and household decorations should all be able to easily survive being dropped from a couple of metres without any damage. Bone china and the like are pointless crap used as status symbols by peole who are, qpparently, too important to actually use things.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:18, closed)

Hahahah!
Wisedom...
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:54, closed)