Skittles Vodka...
You can probably tell where this is heading.

Last summer a couple of friends had been in America for 3 or 4 months and when they returned they decided the best way to catch up with everyone was to have them round to their house and get completely smashed. As the night went on, one guy we'll call him Matt (for that is his name) decided to bring out his vodka, which he had been dissolving skittles in for the past few days, this was after polishing off a whole crate of Old Speckled Hen. So skittles vodka shots all around! everyone lined up with their shot and down the hatch... and in the case of Matt, straight back up the hatch and on to the kitchen floor followed by the speckled hen. After we got him outside with a bucket the clean up operation began, and by the time we finished he had disappeared from the back doorstep deeper into the garden. Someone found him wandering around by the pond, where he had just thrown up again.

Unfortunately in the past year the few times I've met him for a drink he has always ended the night with the technicolour yawn.
(eggs and spam *insert witty sig here*, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08, 2 replies)

Or perhaps
a rainbow of fruit yawns, in this case!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:24, closed)

ah yes
It seems he tasted the rainbow... again
(eggs and spam *insert witty sig here*, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:33, closed)