House Guests
"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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I was introduced to the lad at a later date...
A few years back while I was still at uni, I ended up crashing on a mate's sofa after a reasonably heavy night out. Being the gent that he was he outfitted me with sleeping bag, and directions to toilet, kitchen and sofa.
A couple of hours later I woke up, wondering where the sleeping bag had disappeared to. Had a quick scout around living room (behind sofa,telly etc) even checking their "conservatory" and hallway, but couldn't find it.
I curled up again, tried to sleep despite shivering, but didn't really get any real zs, and just dozed a bit. Next time I woke it was to see my mate's housemate coming down the stairs. Mumbled hello and got one of the dirtiest looks ever as he walked straight past me and out of the house.
Turns out I'd gone up the stairs in my sleeping bag, dropped said sleeping bag, and then walked into this poor lad's room and asked if he had a sleeping bag I could borrow. I would've kicked the shit out of me if I was him
( , Sat 8 Jan 2011, 3:11, 2 replies)
A few years back while I was still at uni, I ended up crashing on a mate's sofa after a reasonably heavy night out. Being the gent that he was he outfitted me with sleeping bag, and directions to toilet, kitchen and sofa.
A couple of hours later I woke up, wondering where the sleeping bag had disappeared to. Had a quick scout around living room (behind sofa,telly etc) even checking their "conservatory" and hallway, but couldn't find it.
I curled up again, tried to sleep despite shivering, but didn't really get any real zs, and just dozed a bit. Next time I woke it was to see my mate's housemate coming down the stairs. Mumbled hello and got one of the dirtiest looks ever as he walked straight past me and out of the house.
Turns out I'd gone up the stairs in my sleeping bag, dropped said sleeping bag, and then walked into this poor lad's room and asked if he had a sleeping bag I could borrow. I would've kicked the shit out of me if I was him
( , Sat 8 Jan 2011, 3:11, 2 replies)
Shirley
That is just a jokey talking point in the morning? Anyone would think you wanked shit and pissed in it, judging by that reaction. Don't think I would be pissed off if a mate did that to me but of course I would take the piss...
( , Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:00, closed)
That is just a jokey talking point in the morning? Anyone would think you wanked shit and pissed in it, judging by that reaction. Don't think I would be pissed off if a mate did that to me but of course I would take the piss...
( , Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:00, closed)
he wasn't a mate
but yeh, did seem a bit of an over-reaction.
he was alright about it once my mate (his housemate) explained that I wasn't some gay rapist, and just a drunk scouser who occasionally sleepwalks
their other housemate was an incredibly attractive Irish girl (who'd been out with us that night) why I didn't walk into her room I'll never know
( , Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:26, closed)
but yeh, did seem a bit of an over-reaction.
he was alright about it once my mate (his housemate) explained that I wasn't some gay rapist, and just a drunk scouser who occasionally sleepwalks
their other housemate was an incredibly attractive Irish girl (who'd been out with us that night) why I didn't walk into her room I'll never know
( , Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:26, closed)
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