Way back when....
I was a kid we had my cousin sleep over. My family was never super loaded and my metal frame bunk bed at the time was testament to that. Anywho my second cousin was dropped off for a one night stay while his parents went to a wedding and to him went the prized top bunk which I was never allowed.

I'll never forget waking to the sound of the metal springs stretching and flexing in the night. More shocking perhaps was the sudden release of tension in the bunk above me and the massive dark shape whoosh past me to crash in a meaty bony thunk on our milimetre thick carpet that covered the concrete floor. Amazingly enough he was fine but better still was the fact he didn't even wake just carried on snoring.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 1:12, 5 replies)

that's a long way to fall prone
I was also expecting some sort of squeaky mattress wanking story.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 8:34, closed)

Sorry
to dissapoint :D
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:59, closed)

hah
when I first read that I thought it was a wanking story, with the "dark shape" whooshing past an inhuman amount of spunk.

I prefer that version
( rofl harris, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:15, closed)

Way back when....

I was a kid we had my cousin sleep over. My family was never super loaded and my metal frame bunk bed at the time was testament to that. Anywho my second cousin was dropped off for a one night stay while his parents went to a wedding and to him went the prized top bunk which I was never allowed.

I'll never forget waking to the sound of the metal springs stretching and flexing in the night. More shocking perhaps was the sudden release of tension in the bunk above me and the massive dark shape whoosh past me to crash in a meaty bony thunk on our milimetre thick carpet that covered the concrete floor.

There was spunk everywhere and it took us months to clean the carpet. He was never invited again, but now works in the pornography industry as a bukkake expert.
( rofl harris, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:17, closed)

Maybe
we'll make the newsletter with the revised addition. People here love cum.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:36, closed)