House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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I had a French flatmatewho shouted at me "please you will bloody well knock when you come in here".
I'd just got back from work, and walked into my own bedroom, where he was sitting in front of my computer masturbating to "Bikini girls".
Also he used to play basketball in the corridor whilst listening to Britney Spears.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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was this followed by*fits lock to door*?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:34,
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.No there was something weird about the carpet that meant the door wouldn't even shut properly.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:23,
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he'd probably gummed it up with french jizm(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:49,
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i'd have fucking punched himjust for being french
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:00,
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