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"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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A while ago I visited a mate, Bob, in another city, and was introduced to Roger, the lodger. I was a little surprised that Roger and Bob seemed to get on, as they were rather different - Roger was quietly spoken, neat and tidy, and rather refined; we, on the other hand, were loud, drunken slobs with a voracious appetite for high-grade pharmaceuticals.

I queried Bob about this one night, and he told me to come and visit Roger in his room - there were two things that I needed to know about Roger, which would explain all.

Firstly, Roger was a stunningly brilliant classical guitar player. Bob asked him to give a demonstration, and it was like a choir of angels had come down to give us a personal recitation. Well, I knew Bob enjoyed all kinds of music, but that didn't seem enough to explain why he liked Roger so much -- and more importantly, why Roger wanted to live with the demon spawn of Pan and Dionysus. I conveyed as much with an eyebrow.

"And here's the other thing," said Bob. Roger shifted his chair around a little, to reveal a video camera which was set up on a complicated, hand-built bracket in the corner of the window. He then opened a cupboard, which was full of tapes, all dated and labelled.

Roger had an extensive collection of videos of the girls who lived in the student dorms directly opposite his window, and who had a refreshingly relaxed attitude to such irritations as window blinds and shower curtains...

And you know, classical guitar makes a much better soundtrack to voyeur porn than the usual "Wakka Wakka" 70s nonsense...
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:28, 11 replies)
Oh Dear

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:33, closed)
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(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:52, closed)
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(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:01, closed)
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(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:05, closed)
you seem to have confused 'classic' with 'rapey and sinister'.

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, closed)
To be fair to the OP.
Most "lads" I have known, myself included, would do something like that given the chance.
A lot of guys* take every available opportunity to see women naked.

*I would say most, but I'm sure some guys will disagree now.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:47, closed)
I don't think I know any who would go to the effort of setting up a camera and recording it
and then keeping a whole catalogue.

that is both rapey and sinister.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:22, closed)
I agree
what a freak. ooooh let's watch no. 43 again, then drown her in the bath and wrap her severed limbs in cling film! ah, the golden years..
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:27, closed)
This is incredibly creepy

(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:59, closed)
Were
any of these women supermodels?
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:07, closed)
Was it Honda who did that advert where they made an orchestra from car parts?
Perhaps the classical guitar was made from an Accord?
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:53, closed)

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