You just keep on pretending that you have a choice.
Just keep telling yourself that there are loads of people who would be privileged to live with you and that it's entirely your decision to spend your nights alone with a bottle of cheap gin trying to make all the pain go away.

Maybe you should get an Alsation?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:16, 1 reply)

I resent that.
Tanqueray is not cheap gin.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38, closed)

Pouring moutwash into
an old Tanqueray bottle does not turn it into Tanqueray.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44, closed)

I resent that.
Listerine is not cheap.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, closed)

At least you've always got fresh breath
for all the boys who won't kiss you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, closed)