Gotta love her!
I live with a blonde girl who seems to think it's totally acceptable to leave her stuff all over the place.

She walks around naked whenever the mood takes her, which on occasion makes visitors feel a little awkward!

Often during the night she'll get up and wander around the house, choosing to settle in someone else's bed too!

Just this week I was happily just drifting off to sleep about 1am having watched a dvd when I hear a knock at my door. It opens slowly and she just walks in!

She climbs into my bed and announces she wants a cuddle! So I humour her and pull the duvet over her and give her a quick cuddle, thinking I'll just doze off and she can stay or go of her own accord.

Instead she sits up, leans over me and asks to watch CBeebies! At 1 in the bloody morning!?!?
Still she is only 2, so I'll let her off for now!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:56, 12 replies)

:)
I've got this to look forward to :)

Edit - From my 1 year old....
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, closed)

Ha!
I had my cock out... and then I put it away again, quickly. Very fucking quickly. Great post, mate!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:00, closed)

Ta!
Sadly it does have it's retrictions on lifestyle.... I've had to make sure I'm a little more thorough in choosing to wear boxers/PJ's at bedtime. Somehow I don't think social services would approve of me sleeping naked in such circumstances!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)

Urm....
...how long have you had my Daughter? And can I have her back please?

Still, have a click because I know that scenario all to well. And no grown up, no matter how cute the child, should be subjected to the noises of Mr. Tumble at 2am.....
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:01, closed)

Noone
Noone should be subjected to Mr Tumble. Ever.
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:01, closed)

Sarah Jane...
....on the other hand.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)

^^^
:-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03, closed)

Fuck me
How many times will this old gag be rolled out during this QOTW?
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:01, closed)

it's already too many

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:01, closed)

Yup, can we stop it now
please? Before it gets out of hand
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:09, closed)

I wholeheartedly agree
My stance is in no way related to the fact that I am barely allowed to see my own 8-month daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:23, closed)

I feel dirty after reading that.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:57, closed)