Might be a repost but
My housemate Sabine was very nice, but a bit scatty.
She went to a party and had a few drinks and they shared a curry. At the end she said "thanks for a lovely evening but I should be going", tucked her bag under her arm and headed off.
A couple of minutes later she came back, looking a bit pink. "I'm dreadfully sorry" she said. "I thought I'd tucked my handbag under my arm, but it was a naan bread".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:48, 8 replies)

Classic
I saw something similar on TV the other week about a woman (pregnancy was her excuse I think) who put her handbag in the fridge and walked out the house with a cake under her harm.

Naan bread is funnier, though...
(Capo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:53, closed)

I really like this.
Short and sweet.
Consider it clicked.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:57, closed)

Having two scatty women in my family, I can well sympathize.
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( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:15, closed)

haha
click
(BarryChuckle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:17, closed)

This being B3ta...
... I thought that this would be a very different story with that first sentence.

However I was very please to find you were describing Sabine's less that expert observation, rather than an unpleasant fetish.

Phew.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:18, closed)

That's
superb!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, closed)

*click*
Glad to know it's not just me!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:02, closed)

I like this
Because I can imagine myself doing it (if I were of the femal persuasion).
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:10, closed)