Charley
I live on my own and like it that way, house sharing was just about bearable as a student but that was over 10 years ago for me and just the idea of living with other people makes me feel uncomfortable.

However, I do have a spare room in my house and various friends have hinted that they would like to move in. So far I have managed to dodge the issue without hurting anyone’s feelings. But then there's Charley.

Charley boards with a family 2 houses down from me. When I first moved in he introduced himself bold as brass and invited himself in, I didn't mind as it was nice to meet the neighbours and have a bit of company in a strange new house but recently he's been coming round a bit too much and I think he wants to move in. Two nights ago I got back from a mates house about 11.30pm and I could hear him calling to me as I got out of my car. He came over and we watched the end of "Ghosts of Mars" before he went home. However, last night I got back late and he was waiting for me at my front door. Before I could explain that it was late and I was too tired for company he was inside and making himself comfortable (bloody cheek). Just to be polite I watched "Family Guy" on BBC3 with him but by midnight I could tell that he didn't want to leave and I had to physically manhandle him out the door, as I did so I said "I'm sorry Charley, you can't move in with me, I like you but you're somebody else’s cat".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:21, 5 replies)

Ah
An interesting spin on the old 'god my housemate is rubbish but they are a baby lolz!' story.

Good though so have a click.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)

Cheers
It's all i've got for the QOTW this week. I'm sure nobody wants to hear another "When I was at university one of my housemates was a dirty lazy cnut" story.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:30, closed)

dammit
I had a cat story lined up, but yours is much better.

*click*
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:41, closed)

It's a good new twist

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:39, closed)

Ta
I would post a pic but it would spoil the end.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51, closed)