I like this...

So I'm clicking 'I Like This'.

Excellently told!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:53, 1 reply)

Stop trying to get into her pants
they'll never fit both of you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:03, closed)

I have to say
the idea of rachelswipe in a lesbian ice cream encounter is really quire appealing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, closed)

A-ha!
Took me a sec!

You sexy bitch.

EDIT It was the Ben and Jerrys thing, I didn't click that swipey was talking about ice cream. I was distracted by the vagina tongues and back tits.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:11, closed)

I'll need three pairs...

One for each leg, and one for...well...that's none of your business.

Anyway, Mrs Bert, are you going to write a post this week? I suppose 'zoomates' could apply?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:14, closed)

I have LOADS
of stories for this week, but I can rarely be arsed to type anything up for B3ta any more.

What would you like?

1. Beadlehands blowjob in the pantry
2. Hippie Ski-diving girl sex with Shrek
3. French teacher girl and the thirteen broken condoms of doom?
4. Black housemate who introduced me to B3ta put fucking bread in my hot chocolate.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:17, closed)

All of them...

Now get cracking!

...and I don't mean 'cracking', as in 'cracking one off' although if you could get a housemate to watch it would make a great post...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:20, closed)

I live alone now
but I used to live with some right proper weirdos.

I'll have several stories ready to post JUST FOR YOU on Monday.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:22, closed)

erm...

\is scared.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, closed)

Don't be scared about that little queerloch.
What you should be scared about is that two days ago I did a really nice, big poo, wiped and flushed, only to find a tiny pooflake remained in the bowl.

I took a picture of it with my phone, and I was going to post it here, but I thought that some things are best left sacred, and deleted it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:30, closed)

Ooh, did it look like me?...

*brushes hair*

*smiles*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:05, closed)

What about me?
Are any of them for me? I don't want that lesbian puddle getting all the good stuff from you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:27, closed)

I'll write one especially for you
I'll even make it up and everything.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28, closed)