HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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This Czechs is on flyer*hands out Czech Republic recruitment leaflets*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:14,
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*Joins the Czech Republic**is told to leave the Czech republic straight away*
Those Czechs had me fired!
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It's because you emptied the cat litterinto the water cooler again, isn't it?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:41,
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Yesbut that wasn't a hilarious pun.
I'm going to stick long thin strands of metal into some asians.
Those Japs are all wired.
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Christ I'm slow todayI didn't realise 'this czechs had me fired' was a pun.
To be fair though, it was a shit one.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:54,
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So was your mrs' arse.(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:58, closed)
That's not truehers is kind of sweet, it feels tight and dry to the cock, but wet and with plenty of give to the finger.
She does poo from there though.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:00,
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But only whenyour mouth is hovering beneath it.
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