Jam pots and toilet fears
I had the weirdest housemate who refused to do housework unless nagged. She also always horded a million jam pots as she wanted to recycle them but never got around to it.

We agreed we wouldn't use the house phone unless it was an emergency but she kept using it for oversees calls. She wanted to move her tv into her room but found that she couldn't quite lift her tv up the staircase on her own and we were left with two tvs in the living room.

She used to always shout random non-sensical things like "omg I hate this micrwave!" (which she rarely cleaned by the way).

She was afraid of the toilet. She would always leave the cover down and refused to clean the toilet becaues it "freaked her out".

She was afraid of all things sexual so I used to purposefully have really loud sex so she could hear.

^^ hi if you read this ex-housemate from hell
(MeZ, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:32, 3 replies)

"omg I hate this micrwave!"
Yup, that's nonsensical alright.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:38, closed)

"You're a microwave"
That's more nonsensical.*

*Unless you were talking to the microwave, in which case you're talking to an electrical appliance.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:46, closed)

She would always leave the cover down
hope she lifted it when she actually used the toilet though!

haha my housemate is afraid of stairs. if you go up or down a flight of stairs with her you either have to go at snails pace or race ahead and wait hours for her to catch up. she fears falling up or down them. no i can't fathom it either.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 15:15, closed)