HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I like this......and before Bert (or Mrs Bert) say anything, I am NOT trying to get into your pants, Enzyme...
unless you're offering...*wink*
*clicks suggestively*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:40,
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Well...... if it'd break the drought...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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You'll click anything, won't you?If you don't click my posts, and gently flick my perineum with your tongue, I might get upset.
Or I might just fill your bath with used tampons and guillemots.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:50,
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