Used to have loads of house mates
then I stopped listening to shit like Cream Greatest Club Anthems Ever Part Twelve, got a taste in music, and now I hang round with my metal mates instead.

Its much nicer. More hair. But fewer twats.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:55, 5 replies)

*Agrees*
You get a lesser quality of mate when you hang around with clubbers.


Still it was fun for a while.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:12, closed)

Tru dat
Fickle, shallow, temporary scene - with exceptions, of course...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:24, closed)

It always
amazed me how they could squirt out compilation after compilation of 'greatest hits' for this sort of shit...

Surely there are a finite number of 'greatest hits'


It's the same with all this 'best ever *insert generic product*'. So that means all the previous ones were total shit in comparison, what with all the AMAZING improvements in this version.

And just how many blades will a razor end up having?

I think it will revert back to just one...

"Presenting the ALL NEW shaving experience...forget all the claims about multiblades getting a closer shave. Our science gimps have PROVEN beyond a doubt that the single blade experience dramatically enhances SMOOTHNESS and FUCKABILITY"


etc etc
et
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:24, closed)

6
I bought Sainsburys own brand 6 blade razors and bugger me they are amazing, and cheaper than the shit they sell on TV.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:41, closed)

Ah HA!...

FINALLY! - you've already mastered every other genre of QotW, and now you've finally embraced the putrid inner shame of the shit pun.

welcome to legendary status.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:26, closed)