I shared a house with 5 student nurses.
It started rather awkwardly, but within 20 minutes of moving in we had all disrobed and engaged in a heavy and startling 6 way orgy so graphic that we closely resembled an animated butchers shop window.

I shot load after load of hot plasm over their upturned, gurning faces, and when I had no more, I injected a mix of flour and water into my urethra and ejaculated that instead.

That following morning after watching them clean my mess of of each other with their own tongues, we explored the delights of coporaphagia.

Picture the scene, dear reader as 5 nubile young nurses with the sexual appetite of an alaskan bear trapper on his annual visit to the brothel, howled and moaned and hungrily devoured my faecal matter in a writhing mass of limbs and sexual organs.

House sharing was never so much fun.
(Vic Flange, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 9:53, 10 replies)

Nobody,
but nobody, should be allowed to click 'I like this'.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 10:43, closed)

except for
Charlie Brooker.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:19, closed)

I am dubious about the authenticity of this tale..

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:46, closed)

Did they call you...
doughboy ever after? It's a good thing it wasn't warm or you'd have baked a little loaf.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:23, closed)

right
i call bullshit...
(jonesythemad, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:30, closed)

You're a sick and twisted individual.
But in a nice way.
( girlinthehole, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:35, closed)

Citation needed
actually no.
(owzone, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:18, closed)

Pictures
Or it didn't happen.
(Helixdaunting, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 2:26, closed)

It didnt happen
But then most of my posts are literary creations. Life is never so interesting, however I write to titillate and entertain, not share nuances of reality with indifferent peers.
(Vic Flange, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:51, closed)

I
love you
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:31, closed)