pissing like a racehorse.
in my old house, we had 4 bedrooms and what can kindly be referred to as a 'box room' it was more fo a thible room, but you could get a bed in it and open the door, so it was let. the downside was that the person living in it had to have a wardrobe on the landing outside.
one time, after some heroic boozing, i left the lounge to go upstairs and relieve myself, when i saw our housemate W, standing eyes closed, swaying like a tree in a gale, but resolutely pissing into this wardrobe.. i mean pissing, like the fuckin zambezi river. i grabbed the girl whose room it was and dragged her out, he's STILL pissing. she runs up the stairs, grabs him, starts shaking him, he's STILL pissing. eventually, he stops, tucks in, smiles, and wanders back to bed without even waking up.

the next morning we sneak into his room armed with a camcorder, shaving foam, and an air horn.
we covered his forehead in foam, then blasted the air horn by his head.

nothing.

another blast, a faint, beatific smile crosses his face, he stirs, then back to snoring peacefully. we got bored and left him to it.

several hours later, he surfaces, and said ' was someone in my room earlier?

jesus.
the funniest bit is that apparently, about a year before (i'd onyl been there 6 months) he wandered into the lounge in a similar state of confusion, past the 2 people sleeping on the couches, to the end where the tv, pc, xbox, cable box and stereo were, and started pissing all over them! it was by luck that the people sleeping in there had turned off the mains to stop the cpu fans whirring, or he'd be a dead man.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:05, 2 replies)

I woke up to discover my laptop off.
Off, broken and covered in piss :(
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:25, closed)

Yeah, been there
I have a Korg Triton keyboard. I woke up one morning to find it dripping with piss. Luckily after keeping it switched off for a week it dried out with no lasting harm.

Also peed onto my computer keyboard, my stereo, several random places around the house and, finally, the cat's water dish before I stopped drinking spirits.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:54, closed)