It could possibly be me :(
I dont have a flat mate, I do however rent one floor of a 3 storey house
The guy below me is an all round good chap, in his 50s, doesnt have many visitors and keeps himself to himself
We dont meet often , but when we do its all quite pleasant.
The woman on the ground floor seems to be hardly ever here.
We nod hello now and then.
The walls are very thin so we do try let each other know if anything is going to happen that may annoy the other.
So anyway he tells me he is going to be away this weekend.
I chilled out last night, had a few drinks, well actually more than a few.
So when I heard a door slam in the early hours assumed it was from next door or lady at the bottom of the house, and carried on with my fun.
Woke this morning to definitely hear someone leave the flat below me.
Have spent the day a bit worried.
Until I heard him come home tonight, crash around and stumble noisily up the stairs yelling drunken strangeness, lady on ground floor comes out and asks him to be quiet.
I wont say anything to embarrass him when I next see him..
As I hope he wont say anything about the rather enthusiastic phone sex I was having with someone at 2am, last night with a very noisy vibrator.
Thinking the flat below was empty :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:18, 9 replies)

Clickety click
You poor sleeples one, Most of your answers appear to have a red connection.
The contents of the tea cup,
A glowing pipe.
And the best of all.

A flushed face full of embarrasment. The next time you bump into your neighbour.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:52, closed)

Oops
What can I say?
I'm a social klutz.

Has to admit to a burning face about last night
It was wild
And if he has friends to spill to, my 'reputation' is ruined ha ha ha
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 2:04, closed)

"If he has friends to spill to"
Perhaps he did a bit of "spilling" last night listening to you.
(Rsoles, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:54, closed)

You never know....
Perhaps the flat below was empty last night, and the loud slam you heard was simply pots and pans being dislodged from their shelves by the tremors :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:16, closed)

That would be one hell of a vibrator
1.21 Gigawatts?!!
( monkeybananaraffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:25, closed)

Run for it, Marty!

( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:31, closed)

Ah 80s-tastic
I can just imagine Speilberg selling the film to the studio "Well it's a sci-fi time-travel 50s nostalgia fest with a slight Oedipus complex"
( monkeybananaraffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:37, closed)

omg girl

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 8:01, closed)

Or a guy that likes to tickle their shitter

( SuperMatt, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 8:07, closed)