Paradise
There's a great house just up the road from where I live. Everyone who lives there is constantly on drugs, no one seems to have a job and all they do is lounge round all day waiting for the next mealtime.

It really is fucking great, paradise on Earth.

I remember one time I was there I got chatting to this lovely lady. She was off her head on something but she was well up for it. After a bit of smooth talk we got down to some serious dirty, filthy, explicit loving. One of her housemates barged in on us, stuffing a load of pills down her gob, and asked if she could join in as she was desperate for some cock action.

Yay!

It was great having a threesome in the afternoon with two desperate, horny ladies buzzing off their tits on pills...

Of course, I'm not allowed back to the old peoples home anymore...

...which is a shame because I'm sure Mavis and Gertrude would be well up for another hot rod up the bum session.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:58, 8 replies)

Haha!
Sussed it by the end of the first line.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:03, closed)

What???
This is true... *ahem*
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:04, closed)

oh i see what you did there

( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:05, closed)

Dirty
cunt!
(Errin C, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:10, closed)

Actually.
I think he said 'hot rod up the bum'. Bound to be dirtier in the rectum, even if they were 90 year old and had candida forests in the minge.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)

You
are just wrong, very very very wrong

in the head

click!
(Save Us All !!!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)

'Tis why we love the fellow!

( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:53, closed)

My nanna
wants you number.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:38, closed)