HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Maybe don't shit in the sinkbut maybe help someone else's flat? Someone who's got a good chance of winning and would appreciate the help?
Scrawl offensive crap all over the walls?
Get some UV reacting ink and spaff it all over the walls near the telephone (extra points for a dripping trail back to someone elses' room), then have someone else just "happen" to walk by with a UV light?
Chewing gum all over the place? Accidentally tip a bin over next to a fan?
Or even shit in a box, then oven cook it until it stinks the oven out. Then flush the main evidence and stick the box behind the oven- no-one need know it was you and if they find the box they'll get rid of it- leaving the turdsmoke-filled oven unchecked.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:08,
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