My friends, when they were at Uni
were living with a stunning girl called Claire. Words cannot express how gorgeous she was.

*misty eyes*

Anyway, one day one of her house mates was perusing a "gentleman's" publication and found a picture of a girl who looked uncannily like Claire. Sensing an opportunity for merriment he cut it out and presented it to her, pretending to be outraged.

We expected a response along the lines of "Ha, ha, very funny. Wow, she does look a bit like me, doesn't she?" Instead Claire spent a long minute staring at the picture. She took it from him and examined it in minute detail, a frown creasing her brow.

Eventually she handed it back to him, saying "Nah, that's not me."

Her response gave us all a clue about what she might be doing to support herself at University.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, 3 replies)

*click*
Although might she just have had a very dry sense of humour?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:36, closed)

It's entirely possible
but the look on her face suggested not. Unfortunately they never managed to uncover any other evidence, despite exhaustive research!
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:43, closed)

Feel free
To enlist the legions of b3tans in your quest.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, closed)