HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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dddrrrrrrrrrr, dum dum dumThat was what the noise was, waking me up at 3 in the morning to find a pro golfer, very stoned wearing nothing but white skimpy briefs and an eye-patch practising golf in the kitchen, giggling insanely with a bowl of chopped weed and big bong at his side.
Other times I'd have my room raided by the 2 aussies with underpants on their heads, weilding golf clubs and screaming obcenities. This would only occur when I was doing sex with lovely ladies.
Sometimes I could hear one of them 'touching himself' in the living room while watching porn.
We had a wild cat that lived under the house. We called her underhousecat. She ate possums.
They were top housemates and I miss them.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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'We called her underhousecat. She ate possums'snort.
have a click
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Underhouse cat gets a click from me, tooAnd I wish I could borrow her; my cousin has a possum in her walls at the moment.
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