University horrors and the great unwashed...
Quickies only.. I can't be assed to type.. Might edit later if people want...

In uni I lived with a fervently english rugby guy.. being welsh i was well up for a light banter only her took it a lot more seriously.. after inviting the entire basketball team to our flat just to piss me off (I was the hall warden) he then got really mad when i gave him a warning and walked through the wall between our rooms when I locked myself in my room. yeah he walked through a wall.. it wasn't brick.. just plasterboard but fairly thick.

later on whilst working away from home for the first time... one of my room mates in my last house share never washed.. ever. you could smell him through the wall he occasionally added to the odour by using cheap body spray to mask his scent....

also he once had a "wee wee" problem that he refused to get checked out and instead stole sanitary towels from me to stem the flow of *gag* fluids.. i caught him in my room in his (greying) boxers, my bag of always ultra in one hand and a towel with some very dodgy looking stains on it in the other

*VOM*
(miss.spanky.pants .. is looking for a handsome prince..., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)