Homelife
I still live at home, with one brother, who's a right bastard. Because he works and has to get up early he thinks it's alright to wake me up, and even thumps me awake. He comes in totally bladdered at the weekend and makes me get him undressed and into bed, like I don't have anything else better to do.

Then he's always at me to put his bets on at the bookies. He's fucking hopeless at the horses, usually wins nothing (some "bloke" is always giving him "a good tip", 15-1, you know all that shite). So I started to not even put the bet on and keep the money - he was none the wiser, and I needed the money for my hobby (I'm a bit of an ornithologist).

But one time I spent his bet and the bloody horse came in! He spent the whole day looking for me, then when I came home he'd killed my kestrel.

Bastard.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:26, 9 replies)

*something stirs in the dark recesses of my mind*
kes?

the only british film i've ever seen which had subtitles
( weaver., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 6:16, closed)

Brian Glover
Abso-fucking-lutely amazing/scary/lalainsane as the PE teacher.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:00, closed)

You had me
until the penultimate word.
Shameful....especially since we studied this for months in school.
Well done to you.
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:34, closed)

ha! I rented this out the other day after not having seen it for years
Great film.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:50, closed)

You utter utter cunt :D
*loves this post*
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:37, closed)

Bo Selecta!
I am so sorry. I think I'm the only one who figured this out from the off, but then again I used to live about 10 minutes walk from where this was filmed. I can say with authority nothing much has changed round there.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:40, closed)

Clickety click
A guaranteed click for anyone who keeps me guessing until the last word.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, closed)

Thank you all
*Bows*

I was worried the ornithologist bit would give it away.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:00, closed)

Hobby?
I thought it was a kestrel?
(Photon wasting your time since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:30, closed)