Bloody Housemates!
One of my housemates was really terrible!

He didn’t wash himself, he dribbled all his food everywhere, spaced out for days on end whilst soiling himself. He ran me ragged for 6 bloody years! It was awful, he didn’t even speak to me most of the time, just moaned or grimaced.

Mind you, he’s gone now. Poor little Ivan.


EDIT: Too soon?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:53, 9 replies)

One way ticket to Hull sir!!!!

Have a click.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:07, closed)

Oooooh!

This makes Jade jokes look appropriate!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:08, closed)

This must mean, then,
that you're the other one?





The Downs one?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:25, closed)

Nope
I am Dave Cameron's side parting.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:52, closed)

Glad to hear it
For a moment there I thought you were a spacker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:58, closed)

Ah
Now I never said I wasn't a spacker now did I?

*curls arm around head and gently slaps own face*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, closed)

Never too soon.
I clicked it largely!
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, closed)

Never too soon
I laughed, a lot. Very bad taste and very funny. Clickator.
(chrisdalby, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:56, closed)

Possibly too soon
which is why I clicked
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:28, closed)