HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Bloody Housemates (part 2)My housemate is terrible.
She wakes up and immediately demands to be changed as she has filled her diapers. She can’t wash herself properly and needs dressing. She can’t feed herself properly and dribbles everywhere. She sits there for hours on end looking bloody miserable. She had no self respect and can’t even brush her own hair. The bloody washing machine is on non stop to take care of her bloody dirty soiled clothes.
Mind you, she is my paraplegic wife.
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OooooooohhhhhhhA variation on the 'its my baby' theme.
It's wrong but I like it!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:01,
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*rapturous applause*Reminds me of the old 'woman at the doctor's' joke -
'Am I OK, doc?'
'Well, let me put it this way, there's going to be a lot of crying and changing of nappies coming up...'
'I'm pregnant? How wonderful!'
No, you have bowel cancer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04,
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"you'll have to eat for two""I'm pregnant?"
"no, you've got worms"
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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