Housemates From Hell IIII once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
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If you hadn't been there, what was she supposed to think the surprise was?Sorry, wrong response. Can you pretend that I called everyone involved out as a virgin, instead?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:47,
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The birthday present.Hidden under the bed that I had Fishnets bent over.
I'd like to think my hairy arse was surprise enough.
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Yeah, but if you hadn't been there, the "SURPRISE!" would have just been your bed (as the present was hidden).What would the poor girl have thought?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:28,
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I was pondering the same as Munch(, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:41, closed)
Expecting me to know what was going through my housemate's mind.Next you'll be wanting me to present truthful accounts with absolutely no embellishments whatsoever!
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Wait, I've been wanking to your story, on the assumption that it was all true.Is nothing sacred?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:13,
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You wank over hidden birthday presents?(, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 2:35, closed)
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