something something only pussy without a starwars figure up it something

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:38, 1 reply)

Amusingly (to me, at least), I don't actually own any Star Wars figures, I gave mine away to a friend who really likes Star Wars years back
Unless you count the Stormtrooper, that is, but he's life-sized and people get inside him, not the other way around. Usually, he stands on a mannequin guarding the games room.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:12, closed)

i find your lack of foof disturbing

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:42, closed)

Yeah, sadly the legendary "Star Wars figure in minge" photo was random tumblr ephemera
I never had even the slightest part in it. I sometimes wonder if the person who really took that photo gets half the amount of shit that I do for it, but he's probably in LA or something publishing his third doorstep coffee table book of artistic nudes or something. The bastard.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:11, closed)

I mean, while we're on the subject, and I know this will break poor Monty's heart, but the same goes for the legendary "bird in a Yoda mask up a tree" picture
I have no idea where that came from. I only found it myself after about half an hour of googling on some Russian site that was hosting our pictures alongside it. I don't think it's even shot in Britain from the architecture, though if anyone can prove me wrong I'm willing to learn.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:30, closed)

Careful with all this honesty, someone will accuse you of being upset.

(McChinaman banned, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 6:04, closed)

You'd think that the truth would set you free,
but I doubt it.
Still, "emvee sticks Lego 'troopers in girls' fannies" is a better meme than "Ed Fannybaws".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:17, closed)

It's fine, they have memories like goldfish anyway, they'll be back next week posting "LOL bird up a tree" as if I'd never said anything
But it is like going up to Jim Carrey and saying "Haha, you fucking spaz, The Waterboy was such a shit film!"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:43, closed)