I once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:40)
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I have this awful house mate. and have had a few before.
The current one has this awful clear smooth skin and a horrible pert bum and big tits. Every now and then i have to give her one. And get this...she buys me presents sometimes and even cooks my tea.
Before that I had these people who claimed to have made me. They gave me love and clothes and stuff. Very weird and a bit intense.
Oh, I just realised these are good things and probably what should happen. Unlucky all those who have lived with c**ts
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:31, 14 replies)
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