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‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?

There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?

- This Weeks question from Richard Mcbeef IB

(unknown, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:36)
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Drifting norms
I used to spend most of my time at my girlfriend's place, which was pretty much a party house. Nearly everybody was musical in one way or another, from the inevitable DJs to an incredible singer, and there were always MASSIVE DRUGS on offer.

There were also children in the house - four and five years old. We realised that it was probably time to address our standards when we noticed that encouraging the kids to fetch beer from the fridge for us had drifted up to having them carry the mirror with the lines on it from person to person...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:18, 13 replies)
this is basically the Trainspotting baby scene

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:46, closed)
PROPER LAD

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Oct 2015, 20:57, closed)
It's only hardcore if you do lines off the sweet taut buttocks of a beautiful four year old boy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:36, closed)
jarvis had more in common with jackson than people thought

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:37, closed)
lol, child abuse!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 9:04, closed)
I really don't bother to read usernames properly
I thought this was posted by you.
Although it did seem out of character.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 9:16, closed)
And then some.
Closest I've ever come to MASSIVE DRUGS was when my housemate's room was being used by the local dealer to stash all of his gear. Reckon he lost a lot of his profit up her nose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 9:21, closed)
this is fucking wrong

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 11:53, closed)
I've been forced to spend time with friends and relatives and their young children recently
The only way this story could get better would be if you'd punched the child in its stupid face for being too slow with that mirror
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Oct 2015, 15:23, closed)
Did you catch one of them playing with your toys?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Oct 2015, 14:49, closed)

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