House Parties‘If rocking the house is a crime…then let me be guilty’. Not my words, Carol, the words of proto ravecore pioneers Genaside II. We all love a party – or do we?
There always used to be a girl crying on the stairs, who’d drunk too much vodka. Or someone would crap in the bath. What’s the most revolting/hilarious thing you’ve seen at a party? The worst house-trashing you’ve seen?
- This Weeks question from Richard Mcbeef IB
(, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:36)
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I went to a house party onceAnd at the end a mate offered to give me a lift home, but only if we stopped to buy massive drugs first.
So we did. Then we wrote his car off by hitting the inside of an arch of a railway bridge.
I actually shat in my pants. Woke up with the car upside down and bum gravy running down my legs. Took my pants off and legged it when I realised A. The car was upside down and B. I was alone in a car on fire.
I managed to make it back to the party with no clothes on other than a t shirt.
The taxi drivers face when he picked me up was kind of sexy.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Oct 2015, 23:15,
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alright David, cool story(, Fri 23 Oct 2015, 7:48, closed)
maybe you died in that crash, ever considered that?i know i have
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Oct 2015, 9:49,
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Never mind that, did you follow Bridge Strike Protocol, by phoning The Rail Authority with the bridge location code, time and date of incident?Or are you an irresponsible hoolie?
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The sad thing is. This was my first thought open reading the story.
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