I just don't get itPoor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.
What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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An american evangelist at 2 am....was proving that the events of the bible were true. I shall henceforth summarise his argument:
1) It says so in the bible that these things actually did happen. They literally happened because they was written down in THE BIBLE. Theres ya evidance!
2) All those people who say " but i don't think the bible is right"; i say " you can think its not true, i got no problem with that, but that doesnt mean its not true"
and all the people were jumping up and yelling amen and praying and saying hallelulia and wtf???
He said that the bible was correct to the letter. And people could think that it wasn't, but they were wrong. Therefore the bible is right. WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO THINK THE BIBLE IS RIGHT? COULDNT THEY BE WRONG?
I was screaming out in my head wondering how this kind of blatant and biased abuse of logic could be used in arguments. So far all I got is that he's American AND an evangalist so somehow its ok. WTF?
Appologies for grammar, spelling, punctuation, length, width, girth, height, repetition, duration, altitude, magnitude, and humanity for that bird I poked with a stick to see if it was dead until it probably was.
(, Sat 2 Apr 2005, 12:59, Reply)
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