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This is a question I just don't get it

Poor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.

What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?

(, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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Huh?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few
minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."

His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"

The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old
boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal!
2 all."

The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out
done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more
fart. He strains a little too hard and shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now
what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"

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I just don't get it.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2005, 13:24, Reply)

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