I just don't get itPoor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.
What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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Here goesThe following things perplex me on a regular baisis.
Silent letters: What the flying badger based fuck is the point Psychic is still pronounced Sychich Pwhy Knot Kjust Pstick Psylent Kletters everywhere???
Americas this is for you: it is spelt HERB not ERB it has a fucking H in it.
News Anouncers: "At 10 o'clock I'm Dave McDavehead".... so are you someone else at 9:59??? how long will this transformation last?? till 11???
Religous Types that advertise: If i wanted to beleave what you do I would and stop preaching in the streets damnit you are taking up valuable pavemnt bandwidth!
Cusions on settees: They have no function! I have never sat on an un cussioned settee and though DAMN I NEED A CUSSION!
Women: especialy the types who get all pissy because you do not sychicly know whats wrong. Also the phenominon of women who comeback to work to show off there new baby, I have no interest, we are not rebuilding after teh flood anymore farting out a sprog is not an achivement! Stop showing off damn it.
4x4 cars: That clearly have never gone, nor everwill go off road! Why do you need one in london??? it's flat!
Overtaking lorries: yay! lorry one is doing 54mph but lorry two can put that hammerdown and score 54.00000000000000001mph and overtake, woo yay to you I dont' mind the 20 minutes it takes for you to score a whole lorry length.
Length, girth appoligies at the bottom of posts: beacuse we all secretly like it.
Princes diana: mostly the way she was voted more influential than Starlin, sure she was a nice house wife that did some really good charity, but starlin killed 25million people. A good think, no, but influential?? yes I would say so.
C-List celebs: who is giving them the money to live?
Chavs: no reason required.
Political parities: Conservatives will ALWAYS say the opposite to labor, LibDem will ALWAYS agree with both and say "let raise tax".
Tories: How does Conservative abreviate to Tory????
Love songs: Ladies they are all fully of lies, although I dont like it gangsta rap is the first honest love song about a mans fellings for a lady. We do not want to should from mountain tops or hold you for 13.342 hours, ect we all want you to "Back that ass up"
People who get offended easily watching tv that is likely to offend them and then complaining that they were offeneded: ITC should be issued with a big learning stick to hit these people with.
Grammer/spelling nuts: if you understood the sentance whats the problem? also people who spurn new uses/combinations of words, were it not for these evolutions we would all talk like shakespear (a bad thing i think we can all agree).
Overprotective parents: the ones who wont let timmy play GTA, or watch tom and jerry beacuse if he does he would turn into a member of a gang raping satan death club that eat kittens. I think they need a beating.
Parents that wont smack their kids: I wont screw them up btu it will shut them up, hippies!
feminists: They want equal treatment but are predj against men and still expect the door to be opened for them
You wont be able to sit/walk streight for a week, but you love a big long thick one.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 16:30, Reply)
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