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upon my temporary (and i do mean temporary) moving back in the with the 'rents three months ago after flat sharing for two years with a couple of mates (with all the associated headiness that comes with it) my mum has become convinced that i have a booze problem, and constantly berates me every time i have a drink... all because i like the odd beer at home every now and then, and get rather pissed and stagger in at 4am on occasion. i accept that it is a parents job to worry and all that malarky, but this is all in spite of the fact that my dad has 2 or 3 cans of guinness and a couple of measures of old grouse (dad measures, that is) every night after work without fail. she bloody buys the stuff for him aswell!

and for the record i literally do mean every now and then, i'm not one of those who smashes through a 6-pack of lager every night and gets arrested for indecent exposure every weekend (that only happens once a month, tops).
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:17, Reply)